“No, white wallpaper
with blue paw prints and with a corresponding blue border with dogs. I know it
exists, I just don’t know where.” Her eyes never left the book she was working
with. “It has to be in stock, too.”
“Run this by me again.
How do I tell if it’s in stock, and what shade of blue?” Lucas rubbed his
bleary eyes with the palms of his hands.
“Ah, French blue,
something like this.” She paused only long enough to point to a flower so small
the average person would need a magnifying glass. She flipped the page before
he had a chance to commit it to memory. “Don’t worry about the stock, the store
manager will check on it.”
Lucas scowled. Every
pattern had begun to look like the next, melting into a haze of swirling tones.
God, he needed an aspirin and a beer. If she kept this up, he’d be too dizzy to
eat the hundred pounds of food jammed into the trunk.
“Can’t we do this
tomorrow? I really need a break here.”
“No time,” she mumbled. “Pedmo
is coming on Monday.”
“Monday?” A little bell
of alarm went off in his head. “Since when?”
“Since the meeting. It
must have slipped my mind.” She never raised her head.
“Maybe we should get
someone to help us,” he suggested.
“I did.” She waved her
hand toward a circular table where a thin man with fuzzy gray eyebrows was
rummaging through a stack of books that would put a library to shame. “I
snagged the manager on the way inside while you were rearranging groceries in
the trunk.”
“You’re absolutely sure
this wallpaper exists?” He squinted at her with a skeptical look, and she
nodded, her fingers nimbly turning the pages of yet another book.
“Uh-huh, I saw it once
when I was selecting paper for a day care center our agency was contracted to
renovate.”
“Oh, terrific. There are
at least five hundred books here, and we’ve been through what? Two dozen? I
imagine you have someone lined up to hang the dang rolls?”
“Uh-huh, you and Fritz.
But only if you’d stop talking and help me find it.”
“Me and Fritz?” His
voice came out in a hysterical wail. “Get serious, Liz, I’ve never wallpapered
a room in my life.” Hell, he couldn’t wrap a Christmas present unless it was
packaged in a box with four crisp corners and there were yards of paper to
waste.
“Neither has Fritz, but
he’s watched my mother do it many times. I have to interview some nurses from
Home Health in the morning, otherwise I’d help. Anyway, it’s just one wall and
pasting a border around the ceiling. It’s a piece of cake.” Her hands continued
flashing through the pages.
“Piece of cake? Are you sane?
Unless Fritz has flashbacks, we’re doomed.” Lucas slumped down wearily onto a
nearby chair and cupped his face in his hands.